PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD GET ME ON A BIKE

THE CHANEL "COUTURE" BICYCLE

$17,000 [MOUTH HANGING OPEN]

Other sport items also from Chanel:

tennis rackets and balls

skies

snow board

fishing rod

all at chanel.com

put on by the Pipeline [I tell ya, I love 'em]

And I thought the Marc by Marc Jacobs Ukulele Tote was novel...