F-U HUMP DAY

put on by miceman

GUCCI GUCCI

"I got the swag and it's pumping out my overaries"

WORDS TO LIVE BY

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

DISENY PRINCESSES AS POP DIVAS

Ariel- Christina Aguilera

Jasmine- Rihanna

Snow White- Katy Perry

Cinderella- Lady Gaga

Belle- Britney Spears

Tiana- Beyonce

Aurora- Madonna


VIA LILMONSTER

STUMPED FOR A HALLOWEEN COSTUME?

I recently started thinking about my plans for Halloween and whether or not I want to dress up. If I do  dress up this year, I'm not sure what/ who I would want to be...  Last year I wanted to be Wendy Williams, but I'm over that, still love her, but I'm over the outfit.  This year I was  thinking about doing something that commented on the social climate in the US ... Perhaps an oil spill, a defunct subway line, or a bailed out bank. Realizing I may be over-thinking the whole situation, I've got my side eye on these Lady Gaga costumes and accessories from  Rubies.

Put on by the lipstick ladies

RACHEL ZOE VS. THE ZOEINATOR

Riff Raff

Remember him from The White Rapper Show on MTV?

*Put on by Ms. Mayo-Stokes

DESIGNER DIAPERS

Why stop with children? I think there are some older ladies out there that would appreciate a pair of lace adult diapers...

available at Toys "R" Us

Natalie's cutie baby pictured above

FABS BABY PICTURE

The  F A-B O -L O-US recently made an early childhood school photo his profile pic on twitter. It always cracks me up when people look exactly the same as when they were small. 

 

WHOOPI AIN'T GOT NO SENSE

And neither does Miss Jay. Did you see his expressions?
Tooooo funny.
Together, Whoopi and Jay, are funnier than the fall.

IF I HAD A DOG

 She would wear...

this Angelica hand smocked dress.

Made of cotton voile with bishop sleeves

and trimed with pearls, sequins and rosettes.

$69.90 at arfdog.com

And chew on these...

 

 

Grronas, Kennel One, Chardognay & Puptron chew toys.

Can you stand the names!

All available at trixieandpeanut.com

If there wasn't enough things for you to throw your money at, here's some more ; )

I'M GOING TO START WATCHING SNL MORE OFTEN

THEY ARE KILLING ME

SHY RONNNNAEEE

"SPEAK UP"
HA HA HA

FULL OF ONE LINERS

While I'm not ready to call his recent album a "classic", I do believe that Kid Cudi's britches are rather sung,  black people are sometimes black people's worst enemy, sharding is funny, and being judgmental is wack.

 taken from last page of this months XXL 

YOU GO BOYS

DALLAS BBQ GOT A NEW FEMALE AD EXEC

and I could swear it's my girl Shanni P.

I spotted this poster on a downtown F train and it read almost word for word like the text convos me and my homegirl, Shans, have had. She is usually the one to let me know when liquor is "present" [she literally talks like that] and I usually roll with kicks on my feet and the heels in my bag. Ha!

ICE CREAM AND CAKE

Hope this made you laugh as hard as I did.

ME AS A SIMPSONS CHARACTER

I named her Eh!
The show recently offered the opportunity for people to enter to have the character they create featured on the actual show, but I missed that.  
I just made her for shits and giggles.
Make your own at simpsonsmovie.com 

AWE MAN

Rapper beef doesn't really interest me, so I avoided watching the clips about the Beanie Sigel/ Jay Z issue.... until I saw this. While I am not a fan of drama, I do have a weakness for cartoon parodies of rappers and all around foolish *ish that makes you laugh out loud when you're at the comp by yourself.


Jay and the Beans Talk from jeff on Vimeo.

The word play was hilarious, but I was totally lost on the facts since I had been avoiding anything tittled "Beanie Sigel Disses jay Z?". So, I had a look at the recent back and fourth between Beans and Jay and it seems The Real hit the nail on the head...

"THOSE ARE HER MINIONS"

Budden describes the situation as "the 3 of us decided to have an in depth conversation about nothing.. i mean twitter..."

I have tried to get it poppin on twitter, but for real I can barely walk and talk on the phone, let alone type when I am actually doing cool stuff. I actually dropped my phone in a glass while texting at a party.